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Friends cut. Worst Thanksgiving stunt ever, I know. I just can't keep track of you all anymore. *dies* I know I said I wouldn't, but I'm not cutting anyone who's still around...I think.

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OH MY GOD.

So there are fancams up from the event and.

*rolls, possibly basks in the qmi*

SCREAMS WATCH THIS OMG. Kyuhyun, you are the biggest brat to ever brat, you know this, right? ♥♥♥♥♥ (According to the poster Kyuhyun hid behind Zhou Mi to wipe the sweat off his face, and after he was done he showed the used tissue to him [lol what]. Mi for whatever reason offers to let him put the tissue in his pocket, and Kyu behaves for once and just puts it in his own pocket.) Apparently previous fan accounts were wrong! Bummer. *Ergh, another poster says that Mi didn't even have an inner pocket, they were just being... them orz orz whatever I'm confused. o/

Apparently for bits of the show, most of the SJM boys were paying attention while Kyu and Mi were just kind of messing with each other's clothes, pulling here, tugging there and generally just being COMPLETELY MORONIC in their own little land of. Qmi-ness lolol. I love them sfm what is wrong with me. Also:

ZHOU MI: *takes a step back while laughing*
KYU (instantly): *GRABS HIS ARM, DRAGS HIM BACK*

*dies of cute*

Kyu covering his eyes omfg cutest EVER.

And the TRANSLATION SCENE god they are adorable, why doesn't the ENTIRE WORLD ship them or at least think they are adorable bffs, I do not understand. WHY DO PEOPLE STILL HATE ZHOU MI ANYWAY HE IS LIKE AN OVERGROWN BEANSTALK OF UNADULTERATED CUTE

Clearly all the Only13 nutjobs are soulless creatures of the night.

WHEN IS THIS SHOW AIRING OMG. THE FANCAMS ARE BEAUTIFUL BUT NOT ENOUGH.

Best. End. To epic day of fail. Ever.

COUPLE Matching bracelets? (Well, not entirely - Kyuhyun's is rimmed with black and Zhou Mi's in white, though... that might make it worse...)

How do you even SPOT these things? ==; THOUGH. Can I just say: I'm trying to contain myself from squeeing -- because honestly, it's a dumb bracelet, why would you wear it otherwise, and wow. Wow, I just. That is some mad stalking. Props. (And eeeeeeeeee omg)

Seriously I am going to stop lurking the QMi Baidu bar now. Except not really because it is A+++ entertainment.

( Zhou Mi UFO reply translations because he's fucking adorable and because I can )

11/10 Fei Chang Bu Yi Ban Event

So the filming took place yesterday but it's not going to air until... I don't know when, hopefully soon, because judging by the fan accounts this thing was fucking epic and freaking hilarious and possibly involves Kyuhyun tied up with yellow ribbon.

OH, YOU THINK I'M JOKING.

( Well, I kind of am. But not entirely. Here, have a picture to prove it. )

God, so like, I've been slumped over my desk pretty much all day. I feel like total crap. After dragging myself over to the campus center for lunch and dragging myself back I haven't actually moved from this position. My left leg has fallen asleep, like, four times.

Anyway I spent pretty much this entire weekend watching/listening to random interviews and stalking Baidu bars and I've more or less figured out the stupid split issue behind Kyuhyun's Chinese name. That is, his name is Guixian, and everyone sane (see: interviewers, emcees, Siwon) who talks to him calls him that, except Zhou Mi and Han Geng, who are both utter morons and use Kuixian. I dunno why, they just do. When an emcee uses "Guixian" Geng will immediately switch over, but otherwise I think he defaults to "Kuixian." I don't think Zhou Mi ever calls him by his actual name lolol

I've been trying to make an iPhone wallpaper without success for the past couple of hours because Photoshop keeps crashing. Google tells me this is a display card issue, and in response to this I respectfully thumb my nose at Adobe.

Also f(x) remains the cutest girl band like, on the planet. :|

Someone give me something to do fskaljf I am so bored. And in pain. And.